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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 00:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Mario Kart World Guide - All Courses, Cups, Missions, Collectibles, Tips & Tricks - Nintendo Life

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

No go.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why are black women the largest unmarried group in the United States of America?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Did you ever receive genuine remarks from a medium regarding your deceased relative with information that the medium could never normally know?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Why does a lot of the YouTube community support the MGTOW movement?

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Can you write a short story with a twist ending?

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Elon Musk threatened to decommission Dragon spacecraft. Here's what that would mean for NASA - ABC News

So they tried

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

A child had measles at Mall of America, concerning state health officials who don’t know source - Star Tribune

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do many women in Turkey prefer to date blacks as a lover?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The Democrats’ candidate, Kamala, is a total loser, while our candidate, Trump, is a legendary hero and a living god. Are you ready to lose BIG Democrats?

No way

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.